Friday, August 13, 2010

[TRANS] 100813 Typical Cassiopeia Traits

1. Characteristics

1. Female, usually born in the 80s (after '86), single.
2. Little to no previous dating experience prior to 'meeting' the 5 members of TVXQ. After meeting TVXQ, dates = 0.
3. You compare everyone you meet with the boys and nobody seems to meet your standards besides the 5 of them.
4. You refuse to imagine what life would be like for them after they're married and you feel an immediate dislike towards any female that appears beside them.

2. Process

Main Reasions:
1. Love at first sight: Drawn to the boys because of their appearances, bodies and voices. Reaction to seeing each of the members:
  • Park Yoochun - Ah… look at his warm gaze
  • Kim Junsu - Omo! Look at that adorable smile!
  • Jung Yunho - Oh he's so manly!
  • Shim Changmin - Look at that chiseled jaw…
  • Kim Jaejoong - His eyes are huge… he's so pale and his waist is tiny! (And then you look at yourself and you're overcome with shame)
2. After getting to know them through watching variety shows in such, you fall in love with their personalities, whether it be Yoochun's kindness, Junsu's cuteness, Yunho's cool, Changmin's maturity or Jaejoong's cold appearance and warm personality

3. After learning more and more about the boys, about the stories behind each of them, you are deeply touched and moved by their talent:
  • You're deeply moved by his (Junsu) beautiful voice and touched that he never gave up on his dream even whilst his voice changed
  • You cry when you hear about Yoochun's family and you admire his skill in playing the piano
  • You're awestruck at his (Jaejoong) ability to cook and chilled to the bone by his husky voice
  • You're impressed by genius boy's (Changmin) quick wit, his ridiculously powerful voice and the way he managed to score full marks in his maths test despite having to practice for performances
  • You're unable to tear your eyes off Yunho as he's dancing and rapping
4. You read anything and everything you see related to the boys, you completely lose control whenever you see photos of your bias and you incessantly collect them because you just can't get enough. Without realizing it, you begin to compare all creatures with XY chromosomes (males) to your bias.

5. You're greatly inspired by the boys' determination and dedication and you try as hard as you can to do the same. You want to do well in school and to get one degree after another.

6. When you finally reach the age to start dating, you realize that most people are too afraid to ask you out because they know that you have outrageously high standards.

Credits: TVXQBaidu
Trans by: dorfehh@DBSKnights
Shared by: DBSKnights

88 comments:

  1. HAHHHAHAHA this made me crack up like HELL xD and it's (for most parts) soooo true hahahahahah xD
    CASSIE SINGLE ARMY FIGHTING !!!
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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  2. hmmm......some are true...except, i'm in a serious relationship with my bf for 3 yrs now. i was born in 86.

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  3. ROFL!!! so true...although i was born in the 90's, don't forget about us younger folk!!!!
    :-)

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  4. OMO!
    this person know me!

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  5. LOL soooo true....well except the part about "all" of us being single xDD

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  6. rofl im with milk
    i was born in the 90s dont forget about us munchkins!
    but this completely true!!!
    xDDDDDD
    CASSIOPEIA FIGHTING!!!!!!!

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  7. I like the last one most !!! It's really cracked my heart. Now I know the reason that I'm still not have a date right now !!!

    Ha Ha Ha.... :D

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  8. i totally LOLd at this..
    i was smiling reading throughout!!
    the author must be psychic or something♥

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  9. ahahaha i think alot of this is true lol and this is right on lol

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  10. YES YES YES YES YES YES & YES MY BIAS IS JJ & COME ON ALL BOYS GO DROWN YOUR SELF IN THE NEAREST OCEAN ..

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  11. Waaaaaaah they spoke the truth about when i first saw Jaejoong! Hahaha, everything is true except I was born in '86 and am married ><

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  12. roflmao! this is hilarious n so true. except im born in the 90s too haha XD

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  13. so true on the part that we compare every boy/guy to our love, THE Dong Bang Shin Ki.. LOL!!! :))

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  14. WOW..this is so TRUE..at least for me :)) OMO

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  15. LMAO!
    This is Effin TRUE.

    <3

    That simply explains, on how GREATLY TVXQ affected our lives :)

    TVXQ+CASSIOPEIA FIGHTING!

    --Micky Yoochun's ONE and ONLY WIFE, Azel.

    <3

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  16. I was born in 92,I think ma first love lol although I never meet him lol, that I felt 4 some1, he is Changmin, Am I fool, ma friends told me that I'm just dreaming and foolish girl, i
    m not foolish girl becos of loving Changmin. hiiiihihihihiiihi hey Guys Am I foplish!

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  17. Well,I am amused!:D
    I am not that extreme and I do have a life besides our lovely boys but I still fangirl like hell!(still,my standards are redigulously high xD)

    ah, well, fellow fangirls and fanboys (I know you're out there boys!) I HOPE YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE FULLEST!keep the love dearies!

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  18. im a 90'er >:] nd its sooo true about high standards...well ive always had high standards but after knowin bout the boys DAMNN its like sky high now :D

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  19. Yeah! Everything here is so true. But I'm also from the 90's! Young people fall in love with DBSK-oppas too! And I can't seem to find anyone that reaches my standards especially after meeting DBSK.

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  20. omma the most part of ther (article) reading this was like i had talk about my feeling.. hahahahaha so funny

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  21. It's all true!!!! LOL *face palms*

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  22. too true that its scaryy LOOOL! i do compare all guys to junsu! >0< and collect xiah's pictures LMFAO. Oh and can't forget that i want to do better in school cuz of them

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  23. LOL!!!!! this is totally true its like its describing me!!! X'D...only i haved various borfriends and none of them haved work..besides tht yes! its describing me XD

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  24. LOL like everything is true XD

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  25. 1996 ... they didnt start during my teen years... But I love them so much,it's been 2 years since ive been with them ,(even though i knew them from a long time ago) i realized that they speak,look,act like artist's true ones ...They arent ur typical idol group and thats one of the many things i love bout them :3, #5 is sooo true !!!!!!!!! ;(

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  26. almost so true!

    except for the 80's part...
    i was born year 1990...

    i especially agree with the collecting part coz u can't get enough...and also with comparing every guy you meet with them and all of them always fail in comparison to our TVXQ members...

    *sigh*

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  27. *head desk* I was born in 90. <_< but yes it's all true execpt for comparing them to other guys. I do that with Gackt. XD
    Gaaah sad but true.

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  28. I'm a 1990,but dang.how come you know me so well..

    peace out fellow cassies...

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  29. oh goshness.. this is soo true!! XD

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  30. Oh my god. This is like....TRUE. Well except that I was born in the 90's llz

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  31. OMG!!!!!!!!dis is so true...ppl who made dis rlly did a research

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  32. ommo, this is super true! Although i can admit I can see the members getting married to other people and all because I'm a pragmatist... but it breaks my heart! as for when people are born, that's negligible. I like to think I have alife outside of DBSK, but I don't. I'm not a member, but I'm a Cassie at heart. GO US!

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  33. omg...so true...hahaha

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  34. OMG!!! SOOO TRUE!! I LAUGHED SOO MUCH!!

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  35. OMG! THIS IS ABOSLUTELY TRUE!!! 100%! HAHAAA!
    the only thing that is wrong(for me) is that i'm not born in '80s..haha! i'm born in '96 ^_^
    but omg..so true! ahaha!xD

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  36. Hahahahahaha xDDD So true!
    Ok... that's my life, how do you know all that? xDDDD
    But yeah, I love them to death... they're really becoming part of everything I do.

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  37. LOL XD
    well I was born on 1993 ... but te most part of it is so true XD

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  38. Hehehe! This is fabulous! I was born in 92 though, haha, and dates still = 0 for me.

    So, so true. Poor me, I'll never be able to get over the Dong Bang boys. <3

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  39. ROFL!!! so true...except im born in 85 and hv a bf but im not care for him since i know jae -.- but he loves me more than anything >.<
    *feel sorry...

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  40. LMAOOOOO!!!HAHAHAHHA!!YEAHHH!!
    I agree with all of youu..OMG!!THIS IS SO TRUEE
    I read point by point..i was giggling..and wonder..OMG!!this is like you can read me already..muahhahaha..and im glad I thought im the only one..LOL X)

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  41. HAHA LOL sooo true! except i was born in 1991 :) and yea idid start to compare every guy to them XP even my crush but he was close enough XD

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  42. lol...
    so damn true...

    i am jae biased.. i wish i could someone who has cooking skills and singing too ^^

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  43. HAHAHAHAHA...
    THIS TRUE !!

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  44. Those're all TRUE TRUE TRUE OMG hahahaha
    i do have high standard cuz i compare them with the boys >< and i never date *rmaoHAHAHAHA
    except these 3 ...
    1.I was born in 1994
    2.If they married and the women are good (i approve)i just want them to be happy (u gals agree rite?) but i'll cry a lot when the time comes TT^TT
    3.I didn't fall in love with them at first sight but after i watch the variety shows and performances

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  45. LMAO !! it's damn true !!! I compare all the guys with my boys . LOL

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  46. Mostly true. But mostly is the keyword here.
    (Characteristics)
    4. I actually want them to get married/date. They're so pathetic in interviews, lol

    "I really want a girlfriend!"
    "Please come, I'm lonely!"

    Lol, it's really just sad.

    and 6..haha, I really hope that won't be true D:

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  47. OMG...
    its totally true...
    i hv nothing to say after see dis post...
    i really hv not interest in any male beside me if compare v TVXQ they is nothing..
    wakakakaka....
    LOVE TVXQ forever....
    AKTF~~~

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  48. This is soooo true! I'm born in the 90's though (:

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  49. dang, this is true somehow xD
    "You compare everyone you meet with the boys and nobody seems to meet your standards besides the 5 of them."

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  50. yahhh...it seems like I'm reading my own diary..
    every single thing is so detail and exactly TRUE!
    except that...I'm born in 90's

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  51. LOL. xD this is so true! . && , it made me laugh like hell too . :) .

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  52. "You compare everyone you meet with the boys and nobody seems to meet your standards besides the 5 of them."
    personally i stopped doing this because let's be honest no one can reach their level... but it does happen that sometimes i try to compare but the result is still the same and guess what is it...

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  53. ZOMG. THIS IS SO TRUE. ESPECIALLY #6. :O

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  54. oh lol
    I guess I'm not typical because I'm a fanboy XD
    But the list is still so funny! XD
    Aktf cassies!!!!

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  55. BIG YES !

    is the author can read minds?
    hahaha XD

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  56. what can i say.. i was born on 91.. and i just love changmin!! hahaha.. and all of it is so true!!! omg, when i read this i just realise how great and understanding cassiopeia is.. hahahhaaha.. good job guys!!! we're the best fanclub ever!!! cassiopeia rocks!!! TVXQ rocks!!!!

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  57. OMG Why is so damn true!! whahahah I cannot stop thinking about and keep trying to relate it with me myself~~

    wow~

    so~ can u gave us solutions then~?

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  58. shoot, it's so true..damn...hahaha..

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  59. the only solution is... when a cassie married to one of them ahahaha! opss...wait! that is not solution! that'll be a major factor for more delusions and hope! :P

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  60. All are amazingly true!!!
    except that i'm born on 86..

    omo~ never been in any relationship since i met Park Yoochun!

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  61. LOL! SO TRUE!...But I was born in 1992!
    but the most part is trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  62. TRUE! It was love at first sight with Love in Ice Live for me:)) My first impression with Junsu was "THis guy is so mature and serious"--- I didnt know how wrong I was. LOL!!! But otherwise- True!

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  63. I think I'm mostly Number 3...haha! I don't relate very much to the rest of the other points but I'm sure most of the other fans do!

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  64. this is SO SOOOOO TRUE!!!
    I was born in 90, n I never have any intention to have a bf at all....since I always start comparing every single guy with them unconsciously (is it true unconsciously???)haha...our boys are totally amazing...always proud to have the boys...our Dong Bang Shin Ki...

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  65. Totaly agree^^v of course we could add much more~ kkk
    Its already good;)

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  66. why is this soooo true??

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  67. LOL ^^ This is Soooooo True!! Did we meet before? HeHe!

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  68. well... yes... we tend to compare every single man with our bias... xD
    someone told my cassie friend "I wish I was corean... maybe then you´d like me... and lay your eyes on me" she just rolled her eyes and left... xD

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  69. OMG! that no.6 "When you finally reach the age to start dating, you realize that most people are too afraid to ask you out because they know that you have outrageously high standards." someone told me that! and woah! this really fits!!! ^O^

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  70. Omo...this are right on the mark...
    But the first thing I noticed about Changmin are his eyes... I love his eyes, and the rest are about right...lol
    And yup, I compare most guys to Changmin now and I collect pictures of him...^^

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  71. Almost things here are TRUE, except for the fact that i don't mind any girl with them as long as they are good girl ^^

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  72. when i read this, it felt like i was forced to drink the truth serum and say all of this!
    lmao.

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  73. don't forget about the EARLY 1990ers!!! =p
    as in 1990-1993/4 ers specifically XD

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  74. HAHAHA SO TRUE!!
    but i'm 15, not 24 :D

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  75. OMG!!! Funny how this is all me.

    Hail to all CASSIES!!! and to TVXQ-oppas as well.

    AKTF!

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  76. except that I was born in '91 and it wan't their looks that I first fell in love with, but their heartshaking and breaking performance... everything is true

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  77. ma GOSH~!!..so funny..but it is so TRUE!

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  78. LOL. this is so jjang. TRUE. XDDDD

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  79. so true...especially the last two parts..

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